Stop dating Peter Pan. Meaning 38-year-old men who wear tight pants, fight Captain Hook, chug Old Germans mid-day, wear jaunty befeathered hats, and ride a long board to their non-specific media job. Not. Relationship. Material.
Bonus Peter Pan points if they surround themselves with a bunch of 20-somethings currently majoring in Accruing Debt at Reed.
So, you’re saying hetro Portland ladies should stop dating?
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So, you’re saying hetro Portland ladies should stop dating?
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