Portland is the sixth-most active cycling and walking city in the country. It also has the fifth-highest rate of bike/pedestrian fatalities, according to a report from the Alliance for Biking and Walking.
According to the Guardian, anyway.
But if you need a job, maybe, uh…not so much?
Sailors’ boots I could have worn…
I don’t know. Any distraction from work would be helpful at the moment. Anyone know any good jokes or anything? Or have an unusual/amusing shoe size?
I’m a big softy tonight.