Go run a beer mile, you lazy assholes
There’s a beer mile tonight, on Powell by the Hopworks in the southeast. If you’ve never slammed five or six full-power Portland IPAs in the span of about 10 minutes while running a mile as fast as you fucking can, you’re missing out. We’ll be down there. Come say hi.
Danner's Stumptown Boot series is fucking amazing →
All of you like Portland, yes? At least somewhat? Then you should break open your change jar, go to the fancy new Danner factory store and buy some of these boots - all of which are handmade in PDX. Plus, I mean, it’s camping season. YOU NEED THESE SHITS, right?
Whispertown (a.k.a. Morgan Nagler, frontwoman for...
In case you were unaware, Voodoo Donuts downtown...
With a fucking queue all the way down the block on a Thursday afternoon. I’d take a photo, but you know what it looks like. Anyway, mazel tov!
Portland's 50 best summer drinks include beer,... →
We’re down with this list from the O’s advertising flyer, Mix. Your editor has been in Kansas City all week, sweating his ass off in 95+ degree heat. Let me tell you: that first beer of the day instantly joined my top five beers of all time, every day I had one. Summer has finally hit dreary ass Portland, apparently, so do yourself a kindness: go get an ice fucking cold, preferably...
alimoran: Scientists at Columbia University have successfully synthesized the chemicals derived from the antioxidantal compound found in red wine (resveratrol) into mimicking polyphenol pills. This is great news for health nuts like me who can responsibly moderate their nutritional supplement intake, but get Cooter- Brown- fucked-up after a single bottle of MD 20/20. Word. Laughing my shit...
Portland reservoir urination raises few health or... →
Here’s a great, and fairly gross, story we missed from the O yesterday. Some kid peed in our drinking water! Asshole! But pee isn’t so bad; these goofy survivalist guys on the Discovery Chanel or whatever drink it all time, for survival! They seem to like it. Then again, those guys are all fucking nuts. Anyway, the story addressed all of the actual gross shit that might fall in our...